Pastafarianism

I am converted.

http://www.venganza.org/

http://www.venganza.org/touched.htm


For years I struggled with the Big Questions: how did we evolve from stringy little bacteria into blundering cavemen with protruding brows and hairy backs into faithful patrons of Wagamamas in Soho, slurping ramen and discussing theology of a Friday night? how did some people seemingly miss vital parts of this evolution process? Why is pasta always the only thing in my cupboard when I open the door at the end of a hard day?

Now I understand!

All these years I was being cradled in the protective arms of His Noodliness... waiting for the moment at which my eyes would open and Lo! the truth would be revealed about Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Of course, this does mean that the Superstring theory truly does make sense.

Alas, with my current state of wheat and gluten free-ness I fear that I may be losing my way. Will I be forever wandering in the darkness of spiritual confusion??